We won't sleep together?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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