i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You are the jesus of drinking
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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