he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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