At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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