Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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