You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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