It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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