How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
