Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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