Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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