on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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