He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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