When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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