so let's talk penis.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Randomize
