oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
