she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
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this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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