I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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