Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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