so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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