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If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
love makes seman taste better
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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