It's Friday. Sex?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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