Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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