Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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