it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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