The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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