Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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