I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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