Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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