You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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