either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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