Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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