Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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