You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
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He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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