She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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