I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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