Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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