She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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