butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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