no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You had me at "let me see your balls"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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