I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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