You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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