Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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