thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Its about making memories worth repressing
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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