My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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