That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
