Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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