You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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