How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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