Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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