We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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