this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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