i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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