I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
