Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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